melkathi wrote:
Wow! People are having some great ideas. I don't envy Ampitude having to make a choice at the end.

yup, some really nice ideas here !

Devices:



Red Pill

They say it will strengthen your grasp on reality - painfully so. Unless it is a placebo.

Wit +3

Max Health -30

Image: a red pill



Blue Pill

Ignorance is bliss, and this pill will cause your synapses to fry.

Wit -3

Health Regen +2

Image: a green pill (the person using it has lost their grasp with reality and wont know the difference)





Weapon: Spear:

Which Broom?

Prisoners who used this to sweep the deck, would do so so fast, it was almost as if they were flying.

Attack Range +0.5

Speed +3

Attack Power +4

Image: a broom at a flying angle







Armor:

Kiss the Cook

For some reason the cook stopped wearing this apron when he was transfered to a prison ship

Defense +2

Image: an apron

Weapon: The Drunk

Type: Sword

Description: This Bottle Has gotten you through many a bar fights, though why you carry a broken bottle is unknown...

Visual: A broken bottle.

Stats: -1 speed -3 wit +3 defense

ES

Endless Storage™ is a portable energy storage device, often used by nerds to power their portable JoyAI™.

Device

Visual: Button cell maybe? (this flat battery type)

Stats: DPS +2



EL

Often considered vermin by prisons' regulations, Educational Lizards offer tactical advice to anyone who saves them from the janitors.

Armor

Visual: A cute gecko sitting in a backpack

Stats: DPS +2



DotE

Defender of the Elders is a toy version of a powerful sword from a popular video game.

Sword

Visual: An obviously fake sword

Stats: DPS +2



Dead adventurer

Well, it's better then fighting with your fists...

Sword

Visual: A dead adventurer

Stats: DPS +1, Wit -1, Movement Speed -1



Jellies

Some jellyfish can live forever. These certainly can't.

Armor

Visual: A bunch of jellies hugging each other

Stats: DPS -1, Move Speed -1, Health Regeneration +3



Banananana

A rapid-fire banana peel launcher. Highly effective against monsters that are attracted to banana peels.

Machine Gun

Visual: Kinda like a tennis ball launcher filled with banana peels

Stats: Defense +2



Learn Reading in a Weekend

A large book, usually mistaken for toilet paper by prisoners.

Device

Visual: A boring-looking book

Stats: Wit +3, Max Health +1



Illusionary queue

Often used for torture

Device

Visual: An illusion of a very long queue

Stats: Movement Speed +3, Wit -3

• Name: Giant's Boot
• Type: device
• Description: Formerly used by the famous leprechaun thief 'Giant'. It probably won't fit you, but it is fabulous.
• Visual: a tiny ~rainbow~ boot
• Stats:
  
  
  • Move speed: +2
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: Titanium Mind Helmet
• Type: device
• Description: Created to expand the mind of the user. Unfortunately the only ones who could bear use it didn't had much mind to expand.
• Visual: a big, daft punk-like, metalic helmet.
• Stats:
  
  
  • Move speed: -3
  • Defence: +1
  • Wit: +3
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: Anime-like Sword
• Type: weapon - Sword
• Description: A full scale replica of an enormous sword used by characters with spiked hair. Who would own a sword that big and that ridiculous?
• Visual: a big and broad sword
• Stats:
  
  
  • Move speed: -2
  • DPS: +2
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: Tickle Nanobots
• Type: device
• Description: They will tickle and disturb you a lot, but as a side-effect they also maintain a clean and soft skin for you.
• Visual: a swarm-like black thing
• Stats:
  
  
  • Health Regen: +2
  • Wit: -2
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: NV Contact Lens
• Type: device
• Description: Perfect for those with fear of the dark and those who like to see the green color. A lot.
• Visual: two little green-filled rounds
• Stats:
  
  
  • Wit +1
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: Flatulencer 2000
• Type: device
• Description: Got the gas? Get rid of it and store for further use!
• Visual: an "underwear-belt" and cylinder
• Stats:
  
  
  • Health Regen: +1
  • Max Health: +1
    
    
  
  
  

[HR][/HR]

• Name: Mad Clown Pistol
• Type: weapon - Pistol
• Description: Despite the silly looks, a real "BANG!" comes out of this.
• Visual: a silly white pistol
• Stats:
  
  
  • DPS: +2
    
    
  
  
  

•Name:

Giant Sweet Roll

•Type:

Device

•Description:

The roll is there, somewhere under the magic space crystals that make you hyper.

•Visual:

Giant alien roll with icing everywhere. Magic space crystals on top that glitter.

•Stats:

DPS: +3

Move speed: +3

Wit: -3

Defense: +3



•Name:

Paint-Master x1000

•Type:

Weapon-Machine Gun

•Description:

A heavy duty industrial painting device for continuous paint application.

•Visual:

Looks like a big paintball gun crossed with a gating gun.

•Stats:

DPS: +3





•Name:

Excellent Wood Barrel

•Type:

Armor

•Description:

A wood barrel. Looks to be in excellent shape.

•Visual:

Exquisite wood barrel with steel and gold trim.

•Stats:

Defense: +3

Move Speed: -3

• Name: A hime cut cig
• Type: Device
• Description: Wearing this in a dark dungeon can have you easily mistaken for an anime cosplayer.
• Visual:
• Stats: Speed +1
  
  Defense+1
  
  

• Name: A regal piercing
• Type: Device
• Description: A ring-style piercing that extends along the underside of certain glans.
• Visual:
• Stats: Defense -3
  
  Strength+2
  
  

There are too many good ideas. I think we should make the community vote on them!

• Name: Tin foil hat
• Type: Device
• Description: Think free of whatever you want. They will never know.
• Visual: Silver Tin foil hat
• Stats:
  
  
  • Wit +3
  • Defence +1
    
    
  
  
  

• Name: Prisoners Spoon
• Type: Device
• Description: Prisoners used this to dig out of their prison. A bad habbit if you are in a prison ship in the middle of empty space. Can be used to get maggots out of the walls.
• Visual: A bent spoon with a bit green stuff on it
• Stats:
  
  
  • Speed +1 (you need to be quick for those maggots)
  • HP Regen +3 (tasty tasty maggots )
    
    
  
  
  

• Name: Ancient talking parrot
• Type: Device
• Description: Knows everything. But doesnt talk about it much. Trades informations for crackers.
• Visual: A parrot
• Stats:
  
  
  • Wit +3
  • (consumes 1 food per round)
    
    
  
  
  

I dont know if the food consume of the parrot is possible so i put it into braces.

• Name: Ancient cracker
• Type: Device
• Description: Dont event think about to feed the parrot or someone else with this. It smells horrobly but that keeps the creeps away.
• Visual: A grey cracker
• Stats:
  
  
  • Defence +1
    
    
  
  
  

• Name: Long range teleportation Belt
• Type: Amor
• Description: Designed to teleport you through the galaxy. Because someone broke of the powerswitch (no names here) the range of the belt is slightly reduced.
• Visual: Silver high tech translucent Belt
• Stats:
  
  
  • Defence +3 (Dodge because of shortrange teleportation )
  • Speed +3
    
    
• 
  
  

• Name: Frozen lizard
• Type: Weapon
  
  
  
  
  Sword
  
  
• Description: A frozen lizard that is hopefull dead. It has deadly, razorsharp, poisonous teeth, perfect to kill things. To bad it froze with its mouth closed.
• Visual: A blue(frozen) drawn-out lizard
• Stats:
  
  
  • DPS +2
  • Range +2
    
    
  
  
  

• Name: Heavy Staple gun
• Type: Weapon
  
  
  
  
  Gun
  
  
• Description: Shoots little metal cramps to distract enemys so you can hit them with the handle
• Visual: Stapler gun
• Stats:
  
  
  • DPS +2
  • Range -3
    
    
  
  
  

• Name: Endless Spear
• Type: Weapon
  
  
  
  
  Spear
  
  
• Description: Its a metallpipe with wormholes on both ends which are connected to each other. So technically its an endless metal pipe.
• Visual: Metallpipe with glowing ends.
• Stats:
  
  
  • DPS +1
  • Range +2
    
    
  
  
  

Slowhands wrote:
There are too many good ideas. I think we should make the community vote on them!

That's what you get for not limiting the number of items per account! :P

Thanks for that btw <3

Name: T.I.S. Mark I

Type: armour

Description: Total Immersion Suit first edition. The trinket chest helps rapid immersion in cybernetics neural systems. But decreases the initiative in combat.

Visual: a trinket hacker cosplay suit

Stats:

Defence: -2

Move speed: -1

Offense -1

Wit +7