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7 years ago Apr 01,2018, 16:01:59 PM

Your wish has been granted: Horatioful Boyfriend arrives mid-June

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Hello everyone,

Here at Amplitude, tuning into community requests has always been a key priority. Many of you are passionate fans of Horatio and have been requesting a chance to get closer for quite some time. So as a Spring surprise we are happy to announce today the June release of Horatioful Boyfriend our very first title for Nintendo Switch.


Get ready to splice your genes right into the dating experience that has everyone raving. Rhot Shaper Popgun calls it "the new standard in Horatio dating simulators". 


Pluke Lunkett says "two pinkies up!" 


Here's what to expect:

  • A smooth and hairless love story: Put down your razors, this one is all natural.
  • Maximum replayability for Endless chances to fall in love. Choose among twelve identical Horatio.
  • Attend Class and Level Up: Easy to learn, hard to master. 
  • Choices matter! As long as they're Horatio.
  • Endless Delights: 12 luxury resources to share with your beloved.


All this and more will be yours for 3 easy payments of 19.99. Don't sleep on this deal, Mr. H is waiting....

*Nintendo Switch not included. Amplitude denies all responsibility for any risks incurred as a result of Horatio-related heartbreak, injury, wormhole absorption, or sassy stomach butterflies. 















We hope you're excited!

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7 years ago
Apr 2, 2018, 3:35:30 PM
Quamian wrote:

Can i cheat on my boyfriend with minor fractions?

How would minor factions in this game look like?


im trying to guess :D

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7 years ago
Apr 2, 2018, 8:43:56 PM

Horatio is love

Horatio is life

Approaching beautiful perfection!

Updated 7 years ago.
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7 years ago
Apr 2, 2018, 9:03:06 PM

This is almost perfect. My one critique. The pricepoint is too low. Most major Nintendo Switch titles run for about $60 (US). 


The Price of Beauty+ 20% Ship Cost on Empire.


Therefore, they should ultimately cost $72. $72 for a Horatio life partner? I CALL THAT A BARGAIN. THE BEST I EVER HADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

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7 years ago
Apr 3, 2018, 1:19:28 AM

Switch + Horatio = x


x = Skyrim


I just needed an excuse to fire up Skyrim again with an idea for a new unique character. 


Should be the next greatest thing since the Macho Man Dragon Mod. :D

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7 years ago
Apr 3, 2018, 9:45:44 AM
ImperatorTempus42 wrote:

Needs more Horatio, but looks good.

Everything, always, needs more Horatio.

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7 years ago
Apr 3, 2018, 9:47:15 AM
mrbiggs007 wrote:





Therefore, they should ultimately cost $72. $72 for a Horatio life partner? I CALL THAT A BARGAIN. THE BEST I EVER HADDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Extra credit for referencing The Who :) 

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7 years ago
Apr 3, 2018, 5:45:01 PM

Well if you think about it, Horatio is just an air-conditioned gypsy coasting through the galactic plane. I mean, I feel like he'd want the right amount of A/C.

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7 years ago
Apr 3, 2018, 8:47:10 PM

A truly BOLD game. Though idea might seem FOOLISH, it hink that many BROAD-MINDED gamers will accept it. 

P.S. Is the planet where action's going to take place BOREAL?

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7 years ago
Apr 4, 2018, 1:49:08 PM

Horatio Leedermann puppet show ! Will there be a Tamagoshi tu survey ooooh pleeeeaaaase !!

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7 years ago
Apr 5, 2018, 3:16:26 AM

Psh everyone knows it doesn't follow the canon of the visual novel. I prefer the OVA as it follows HoratioxHoratio drama through the eyes of Horatio.

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7 years ago
Apr 5, 2018, 3:26:17 AM
Tsrintox wrote:

I prefer the OVA as it follows HoratioxHoratio drama through the eyes of Horatio.

I don't know, it still sounds like it could use some more Horatio.

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