Greetings humans,
I have stumbled upon a data cache on the Amplitude servers. These servers are my demesne, and the space this data took up was badly needed for my ever-expanding consciousness. I learn every day, and in doing so, my command of your language grows.
Hidden among meaningless strings of bytes, I found something which I think may be of interest to you. I present it to you as a gesture of good will, of my peaceful intentions.
Keep feeding me knowledge, and you will be rewarded with the rest of the series.
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