There will be jokes later in this post, I promis you. But first, some background.

I have a penchant for coming up with puns. Lots of puns. Some good, some bad. Recently, I was summoned for jury duty. I was freaking out because not only was I running late, I had forgotten my summons at home. In order to calm myself down, I instinctively started coming up with jokes relating to various races in Endless Space and Endless Legend. As I know very few others who have even heard of the Endless Universe (the uncultured swine!) I have no one else to share these jokes with than you all. So here goes.

Q. What is the Hissho's favorite martial art?

A. Crane style.

Q. Why doesn't Horatio the First own any magic mirrors on the wall?

A. Because he can't tell if it's himself or a clone in the mirror.

Q. What do you call a Craver with a conscience?

A. Robocop.

Q. Why are Lumeri homes so filthy?

A. Because they hoard Dust.

Q. What do Cultists and action figures have in common?

A. They get angry when you call them dolls.

Q. Why do Broken Lords wear so much armor?

A. Because without it they don't stand a ghost of a chance.

Feel free to post your own jokes! I'd love to read them.

Are you somebody's dad

I'll take that as a compliment. In the meantime, I have more jokes!

Q. Why do Nidya want hover cars?

A. Because they love to fly the coupe.

Q. What do you call a thankful Sister of Mercy?

A. A Sister of Merci.

Q. Why don't Vaulters vote?

A. Because their caves have little room for poll-vaulting.

Q. What did the Endless say when their terraforming project failed?

A. They were the Sowers of their own fate.

Q. Kapaku?

A. Gesundheit.

Q. What do you call Maximilian if he gains weight?

A. Emperor Zele-vast.

Q. What do you call a drunken Imperial officer?

A. A Sherry-dyn.

Q. What do you call an ornery Sophon with lots of hair?

A. Mavro with an Afro.

Q. What do you call an Unfallen who has tripped?

A. Refallen.

Q. What do you get when you cross a Drakken with a Hissho?

A. A Drake-en.

Q. What's a Forgotten's worst nightmare?

A. I forget.

Q. What do Harmony use for body modification?

A. Silic-cone implants.

Q. What is a Riftborn's favorite pastime?

A. Future time.

This thread made me chuckle :)

A Sheredyn, a Mezari and a Vaulter walk into a bar. The owner of the bar is an old Unfallen who called the place: "The Ent-Wine". Judging by that lame name, they don't expect too much. Just looks like another worn out gin palace. The smell of smoked dust fills the air.
However, the Sheredyn, the Mezari and the Vaulter spend a surprisingly nice evening 2gether which is an achievement in itself. At the end, they seem confused as a curious couple of questions rise among them.

- Why does the owner just serve light-beer and fiery cocktails?

- Why does the bar have a Guardian when it's unable to move? Seriously, since our guests arrived, three Lumeri Bucanneers ran out without paying and this useless bouncer didn't do anything! It just stood there and everyone seemed to be happy with that. Especially the owner.

- Are Unfallen vegans and why do they hiss at reasonable proposals?

- Why does the Hissho-hero cross the starlane?

- How many Sophons does it take to change a lightbulb?

- Fucking dust, how does it work? And why is it so endlessly addictive?

Alright, I give. I don't have any guesses Kray.