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May 6, 2012, 6:01:58 PM
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To quote someone who has it in his sig...



Chuck Norris was wrong ONCE, he thought HE made a mistake! smiley: stickouttongue




try to keep in the game, endless space^^
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May 6, 2012, 5:54:32 PM
To quote someone who has it in his sig...



Chuck Norris was wrong ONCE, he thought HE made a mistake! smiley: stickouttongue
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May 6, 2012, 8:44:54 PM
Chuck Norris can keep his people ecstatic while having a tax rate of +100%
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May 7, 2012, 12:37:26 AM
GenericAmerican wrote:
Chuck Norris found the end of Space, he wasn't impressed.




This one wins. :P
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May 6, 2012, 9:12:49 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't use wormholes, he gives one glance and the wormholes move space to him.
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May 6, 2012, 8:56:58 PM
Chuck Norris can retrofit a planet with a warp drive so as to move out of the planet's constellation.
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May 6, 2012, 8:54:28 PM
Chuck Norris doesn't have a Sphere of Influence, he is everywhere, waiting.
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May 6, 2012, 8:53:00 PM
Certain races can upload their consiouscness through the power of Dust,Chuck Norris can upload Dust through his power.
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May 6, 2012, 5:39:53 PM
hello!



I think everyone knows the famous chuck norris facts, and whith this alpha, I think we can make some very very funny facts! I don't know if i'm allowed to open such a thread, so please telle me if i'm wrong...



I'll begin:



Chuck Norris is has all luxury/ressources in each star system.



Chuck Norris is so skilled that he has no travel limit with his fleet.



Chuck Norris can colonize a star.



Chuck Norris never has population problems, nobody wants to get him angry!



Chuck Norris is the 9th race.



Chuck Norris never ended his turns, he always finished a party in one turn.



Chuck Norris can transform Asteroïds to Terran planets... with his own hands!



Chuck Norris never looses because nobody wants to face him.



Chuck Norris has a special battle card "Right kick in your face" which destroys every ship before the short range phase begin.





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May 6, 2012, 8:34:46 PM
GenericAmerican wrote:


Also, Chuck Norris found the end of Space, he wasn't impressed.






Awesome fact, well done!
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May 6, 2012, 8:28:57 PM
Chuck Norris' ships actually crash into enemy ships in the melee phase,they win and they remain unscathed from the impacts.
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May 6, 2012, 8:28:31 PM
GenericAmerican wrote:


Also, Chuck Norris found the end of Space, he wasn't impressed.






ROFL this was the best so far
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May 6, 2012, 8:26:28 PM
To be fair my main fleet can destroy a full enemy fleet before the long range phase even ends. . .Chuck Norris wouldn't even have to fight, they'd know to stay away.



Also, Chuck Norris found the end of Space, he wasn't impressed.
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