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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 8:16:04 PM
Chuck Norris once breathed on a planet,this planet is now known as Tor.
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 9:38:23 PM
Chuck Norris can use all available cards at once at every single phase of the battle.
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 9:34:02 PM
The famous known bug when infinite ennemies ships is only due to Chuck Norris controling the AI empire.
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 8:32:03 PM
If you see the name Chuck Norris for one of your opponents in game,you'd better quit into the desktop.The computer will eventually melt from overheat
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 8:28:12 PM
Mithrexia wrote:
Chuck Norris doesn't battle the Sophons, he just allows them to lose.


Oh come on,why the hate for Sophons?



Chuck Norris can terraform jungle planets into lave ones just by stepping on them.
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 8:17:12 PM
Chuck Norris is already playing Endless Space 2.

Chuck Norris will get his own race in Endless Space 3 the round house kick wielding Norrites .

Chuck Norris is so overpowered that God is considering nerfing his round house kick

Chuck Norris is in Endless Space ,he is just invisible.

Chuck Norris's round house kick... the only way to fly faster then the speed of light
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 6:19:50 PM
eVu wrote:
So he grants them dreadnoughts? Or throws them AT his enemies?




at the ennemy, sorry^^
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 6:09:34 PM
Randeng wrote:
As weapons, Chuck Norris throws dreadnoughts to the ennemies.




So he grants them dreadnoughts? Or throws them AT his enemies?
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 6:04:58 PM
Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the endless into what we now know as dust.





Didn't read all the pages so if the above has been said.... well Chinese whispers on you!
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 5:56:21 PM
The "devs" said let's name it Endless Space , Chuck Norris agreed.

Chuck Norris has an unique technology victory condition - Round house kick -
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12 years ago
May 9, 2012, 5:13:36 PM
Sharidann wrote:
To quote someone who has it in his sig...



[ChuckNorriswaswrongONCE,hethoughtHEmadeamistake!/QUOTE]



Chuck Norris was wrong ONCE, but lets not talk about his first wife.
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