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May 9, 2012, 10:12:29 AM
Randeng wrote:
The ultimate random event is "Chuck Norris help", which gives you victory.




The only real victory you can achieve is that Chuck Norris lets you live.



For now..
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May 9, 2012, 9:12:41 AM
The ultimate random event is "Chuck Norris help", which gives you victory.
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May 9, 2012, 9:08:53 AM
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Guys, your over doing it. . .it should be simple, not something you have to play the game for 50+ hours to understand. I refer to my original submission.



Chuck Norris found the end of space, he wasn't impressed.



It's brilliant because you don't have to play the game to understand, if you know the title of the game it works perfectly. It could also work when taken out of the game's context.




I don't agree, I created this post in relation with the game content (like bugs, races, ships, ...).
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May 9, 2012, 7:54:49 AM
Hah! The olden goldie Chuck Norris thread!



Chuck Norris doesn't move through space. He stays still and space moves around him.



Sophon scientists found meaning for life, Universe and everything. The answer was Chuck Norris.
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May 9, 2012, 7:41:40 AM
Guys, your over doing it. . .it should be simple, not something you have to play the game for 50+ hours to understand. I refer to my original submission.



Chuck Norris found the end of space, he wasn't impressed.



It's brilliant because you don't have to play the game to understand, if you know the title of the game it works perfectly. It could also work when taken out of the game's context.
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May 8, 2012, 9:24:59 PM
Cuck norris found the end of endless space... it was complicated



the hisso evolved from chck norris's beard clippings



when Norris invades a system the planets turn into cherry doughnuts which he eats...without opining his mouth.



space is a vacume because chuck norris and the universe are having a breath holding competition
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May 8, 2012, 7:57:19 PM
Chuck Norris can travel vertically.



Chuck norris has a star orbiting around his planet.



Chuck Norris can speak every race's languages.



Chuck Norris doesn't hire heroes, there's only one and it's Chuck Norrris.



Chuck Norris plays with a special difficulty mode where he begins with only one scout and no planet, it's the only way he found to finally play a second turn.



Chuck Norris doesn't make researches, he always finds you.



Chuck Norris can use asteroïds as ships (he just have to kick them).
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May 9, 2012, 10:21:16 AM
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Guys, your over doing it. . .it should be simple, not something you have to play the game for 50+ hours to understand. I refer to my original submission.



Chuck Norris found the end of space, he wasn't impressed.



It's brilliant because you don't have to play the game to understand, if you know the title of the game it works perfectly. It could also work when taken out of the game's context.




every one is a crtic



Chuck norris wins the game withe his scout
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May 7, 2012, 9:32:04 PM
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Who is chuck norris?




The man who whent to end of space and was not impresed
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May 7, 2012, 9:28:28 PM
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Who is chuck norris?
Some guy who got beaten up by Bruce Lee.
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May 7, 2012, 11:00:02 AM
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Also, Chuck Norris found the end of Space, he wasn't impressed.




Woah! This one broke me up! smiley: cool
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