Slar wrote:
So how many penguins in lingerie show up at your churches picnic's?

A bunch.







There is one of them...

Steph'nie wrote:
Alderbranch? awesome? Not at all.

Thats not what you voted for!

You just stated that I was not too awesome which just implies im sufficiently awesome. ^^

craigbic wrote:
Penguins in lingerie, church picnics, Alderbranch.....this church is.....AWESOME!!!

Yeah it is, did I mention it also has its own inquisition, large stock of cheese and whisky... and of course theres lots and lots of pizza.

Xetherius wrote:
.. What was that? I didn't catch that. I thought I saw something shiny...

That shiny was just a piece of my awesomeness. Feel free to bask in its glory at any time.

nah, it is ok. it IS for punishment after all. Now bend over and take it like a god.

Alderbranch wrote:
Of course you can have it back... it broke somewhat so I had to make new tails... and all I had at home was barb wire.... hope that won't be a problem.

Slar wrote:
nah, it is ok. it IS for punishment after all. Now bend over and take it like a god.

I don't think you're hulk, so you can't do it like this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kzpmO9ev1rvv6kco1_400.png

as far as you know. :P

Nosferatiel wrote:
I don't think you're hulk, so you can't do it like this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kzpmO9ev1rvv6kco1_400.png

4x_Fan wrote:
Ubisoft. Ugh. People still play their games with all that DRM bloatware?



Kids these days...

I play ANNO2070, and I'm old enough to be your grandfather. Problem?

Alderbranch wrote:
I don't get embarrased by that... although you seem to deny that evening with that penguin dressed in lingerie, the three kilos of vaseline and that large nylontent ever happend.







No, that would be your interpretation of this. Its amusing what ppl think one does with a elephant, some pink balloons and the whips.



The truth of the story is that I gave the kids rides on the elephants and a pink balloon while Slar entertained their mummies with the whip ^^

He tries to play on my guilty conscience for selling him the equipment but hey, im not responsible for how he uses it.

Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

craigbic wrote:
Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

This was a lovely day in late April. I don't think you were here then I am afraid. Ah well you will have to wait until the next year.

craigbic wrote:
Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

So how many penguins in lingerie show up at your churches picnic's?

Alderbranch? awesome? Not at all.

Penguins in lingerie, church picnics, Alderbranch.....this church is.....AWESOME!!!

.. What was that? I didn't catch that. I thought I saw something shiny...

Slar wrote:
I am not ashamed, I am very good at my whip useage, my flog useage, but seriously Alderbranch, can I have my cat o' nine tails back? I have a um *cough* dinner party tomorrow night.

Of course you can have it back... it broke somewhat so I had to make new tails... and all I had at home was barb wire.... hope that won't be a problem.

lol this must be the most confusing thread for newcomers ever

I'm new, who is he?

repbunny wrote:
I'm new, who is he?

get into the Church of Alderbranch group and you will find out

Raptor wrote:
get into the Church of Alderbranch group and you will find out

Pst... you forgot to add that the link to the cult is in my signature...



And this is as you say one of the more confusing threads on the forums but still not as confusing as the group.

I mean the longest topics we have there are about weapons of mass destruction and cheese!.

What I find most confusing is the choice of font color in the first post...

Alderbranch wrote:
Pst... you forgot to add that the link to the cult is in my signature...



And this is as you say one of the more confusing threads on the forums but still not as confusing as the group.

I mean the longest topics we have there are about weapons of mass destruction and cheese!.

You remind me that I should start a new project for the former, perhaps powered with the latter? Intruiging... ^^

Alderbranch sucks, he led a suicide bombing mission against my fleet....

DeathSarge wrote:
Alderbranch sucks, he led a suicide bombing mission against my fleet....

No, that was the High Priest Justice, not the Church. I beg to differ.