Who would win in a bar fight: A Gnashast, a Hissho, a Kalgeros, or a Tikanan?

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A Hissho

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Krogandoctor

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Krogandoctor

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Mar 9, 2019, 7:30:42 AM

My vote goes to the Hissho. If there were no Hissho, I think a Kalgeros would win.

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Orbotosh

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Mar 9, 2019, 9:59:57 AM

Kalgeros' are the disciplined warriors who are mandated by tropes to go Shaggy on an arrogant drunk.

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Mar 9, 2019, 10:59:09 AM

I went for Hissho, but that is with the assumption that they all have the same alcohol tolerance. It is possible, even likely, that a Gnashast and a Kalgeros have superior resistance and so can fight with more precision and focus than a drunk Hissho.

I'd still go for Hissho because I assume their discipline would restrict the number of drinks they have and keep them on high alert.

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Mar 9, 2019, 1:18:09 PM

I voted for Tikanan. Insectlike reflexes and durability! Plus an exoskeleton.

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Mar 9, 2019, 3:22:15 PM

Voted for Hissho, provided they're not drunk, in which case (everyone drunk) I'll go for gnashat that seems beig better trainef with alcohol.

Not sure how tikanians does with driniking...

Any clue from writers team??

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Mar 9, 2019, 3:36:53 PM

A fully spliced Horatio walks into the bar and says "You have offended the most perfect!"

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Mar 9, 2019, 3:38:09 PM

gap81 wrote:
A fully spliced Horatio walks into the bar and says "You have offended the most perfect!"

LOL

This one will win bc mixes all otherd

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Mar 9, 2019, 5:41:52 PM

Timeout on that one...not fair...

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Mar 9, 2019, 7:51:31 PM

Hissho are overrated!

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Mar 10, 2019, 8:57:55 PM

All four, simultaneously.

Yea I know, I'm just as confused as you are.

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Mar 10, 2019, 10:39:07 PM

It definitely plays out between Hissho and Gnashast.

At the end of the day, I'd say Gnashast. They're pirate dudes and probably grow up in bars. So, they should do pretty well in bar fights. Also, take a look at their nice Ground attack bonus.

In my recent Hissho game, I started with the Gnashast right next to my home system. What an amazing game it is. Lumeris was to my left and we played quite a couple of rounds whack-a-mole. He was kind enough to colonize all systems and I snagged them with the around 10 ships - incl. 3 Bastion - I got from the Gnashast. (2 fleets from diplomatic minor actions with luxury ressources and one from joining.)

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Mar 11, 2019, 1:40:22 AM

The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.

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Mar 11, 2019, 3:17:11 PM

Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.

woukdnt the unbral choir just mind control them to be friends ? that sounds more lumeris for me.

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Mar 11, 2019, 5:35:53 PM

solrac137 wrote:
Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.
woukdnt the unbral choir just mind control them to be friends ? that sounds more lumeris for me.

IF there are Lumeris and bets, the fight most probably would be settled form start to win the one that looks less challenging (and of course Lumeris bet for that one).

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Mar 11, 2019, 6:58:34 PM

Gnashast as size and power always wins.If you think otherwise try your krav maga on a Grizzly.

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Mar 11, 2019, 9:37:38 PM

Ashbery76 wrote:
Gnashast as size and power always wins.If you think otherwise try your krav maga on a Grizzly.

While I don't disagree with the premise of your argument (that power could be decisive in a fight), trickery or martial arts COULD defeat it; hence why I chose Kalgeros (they are skilled at martial arts).

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Mar 11, 2019, 11:13:21 PM

lo_fabre wrote:
solrac137 wrote:
Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.
woukdnt the unbral choir just mind control them to be friends ? that sounds more lumeris for me.
IF there are Lumeris and bets, the fight most probably would be settled form start to win the one that looks less challenging (and of course Lumeris bet for that one).

and the United Empire would be trying to find a way to sell tickets and merchandise at said fight

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That's no moon! That's something we should blow up - The Sophons, probably.

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Mar 12, 2019, 3:13:34 PM

RiceBoi wrote:
lo_fabre wrote:
solrac137 wrote:
Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.
woukdnt the unbral choir just mind control them to be friends ? that sounds more lumeris for me.
IF there are Lumeris and bets, the fight most probably would be settled form start to win the one that looks less challenging (and of course Lumeris bet for that one).
and the United Empire would be trying to find a way to sell tickets and merchandise at said fight

Don't invite the Carvers, they'll ruin the whole thing by shooting and eating everyone, the party poopers.

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Mar 12, 2019, 8:42:58 PM

Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
RiceBoi wrote:
lo_fabre wrote:
solrac137 wrote:
Darth_Dangermouse wrote:
The real winner would be the Umbral Choir sitting silently in the corner, making bets and making sure his bet wins.
woukdnt the unbral choir just mind control them to be friends ? that sounds more lumeris for me.
IF there are Lumeris and bets, the fight most probably would be settled form start to win the one that looks less challenging (and of course Lumeris bet for that one).
and the United Empire would be trying to find a way to sell tickets and merchandise at said fight
Don't invite the Carvers, they'll ruin the whole thing by shooting and eating everyone, the party poopers.

Funny thing in the comic a Gnashat a hissho and a kalgeros armed with guns and with other 20 / 30 aliens fought a barehanded craver... it didint end well for any of them .

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Mar 13, 2019, 3:40:05 AM

Ashbery76 wrote:
Gnashast as size and power always wins.If you think otherwise try your krav maga on a Grizzly.

What about karv maga and a sword? Can't imagine how that would change a situation.

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