Nosferatiel wrote:
If you had your mouth a little bit open, constantly, I'd be very sure of your personality type, then. XD

If I had my mouth open, I'd not be the spectator or the 2nd. line guy.



I prefer watching and analysing.

Tredecim wrote:
If I had my mouth open, I'd not be the spectator or the 2nd. line guy.



I prefer watching and analysing.

Well, the reasoning here is, that you'd be so absorbed with observation, that you neglect your self-control. That's the true observer. Totally absorbed in everything around him and oblivious of himself.

Nosferatiel wrote:
Well, the reasoning here is, that you'd be so absorbed with observation, that you neglect your self-control. That's the true observer. Totally absorbed in everything around him and oblivious of himself.

Then I'm the almost-true observer, because I like to have a bit of (self-)control

Nosferatiel wrote:
Well, the reasoning here is, that you'd be so absorbed with observation, that you neglect your self-control. That's the true observer. Totally absorbed in everything around him and oblivious of himself.

Tredecim wrote:
Then I'm the almost-true observer, because I like to have a bit of (self-)control

Self-control is vastly overrated, life's all about losing it...

n18991c wrote:
Self-control is vastly overrated, life's all about losing it...

The last time I lost my self-control, things didn't end nice or cheap - therefore I prefer to keep it

n18991c wrote:
Self-control is vastly overrated, life's all about losing it...

Nah, keeping self-control is what makes life fun, if everyone around you is losing it.

Tredecim wrote:
The last time I lost my self-control, things didn't end nice or cheap - therefore I prefer to keep it

You got burned? I know someone who also studied physics that did everything you told him, if he was drunk enough.

"Hey, there's a nice commercial sign!"

*he jumps on the sign and finds out that his hands are totally dirty, now*

"Uh, I need to wash my hands."

Down in a tube-station, this is a hard to solve problem, but he got creative.

Step 1: Kick in the fire-extinguisher box.

Step 2: Take the fire-extinguisher, spray the foam on your hands, wash hands.

Step 3: Find out that there's a camera that has been watching you, get panicked.

Step 4: Spray foam on the camera, put back fire-extinguisher.

Step 5: Get a rendezvous with the tube patrol and their nice dog.



XD

Nosferatiel wrote:
You got burned? I know someone who also studied physics that did everything you told him, if he was drunk enough.

"Hey, there's a nice commercial sign!"

*he jumps on the sign and finds out that his hands are totally dirty, now*

"Uh, I need to wash my hands."

Down in a tube-station, this is a hard to solve problem, but he got creative.

Step 1: Kick in the fire-extinguisher box.

Step 2: Take the fire-extinguisher, spray the foam on your hands, wash hands.

Step 3: Find out that there's a camera that has been watching you, get panicked.

Step 4: Spray foam on the camera, put back fire-extinguisher.

Step 5: Get a rendezvous with the tube patrol and their nice dog.



XD

Well, at least I'm not that type, but I have learnt two things: I NEVER EVER want to her the word 'Tequila' in my lifetime again & I should NOT have money with me, when I'm drunk, I might start buying stuff (e.g. more Tequila) .

Tredecim wrote:
Well, at least I'm not that type, but I have learnt two things: I NEVER EVER want to her the word 'Tequila' in my lifetime again & I should NOT have money with me, when I'm drunk, I might start buying stuff (e.g. more Tequila) .

Vows of abstinence and poverty might help, if you're the type for it.

That was one of the funniest drunk stories I have ever heard Nos.

Nosferatiel wrote:
Vows of abstinence and poverty might help, if you're the type for it.

Abstinence works fine for me



Poverty.. why? Better spend my money somewhere else. (Games)

Tredecim wrote:
Poverty.. why? Better spend my money somewhere else. (Games)

You could always throw your money my way if you find you don't know what else to do with it

n18991c wrote:
You could always throw you're money my way if you find you don't know what else to do with it

I'll save it?

Tredecim wrote:
I'll save it?

At interest rates below inflation values, that's diminishing it slowly.

The things you guys do to these threads after they are worn out...

Stealth_Hawk wrote:
The things you guys do to these threads after they are worn out...

you mean beef 'em up? lol

n18991c wrote:
you mean beef 'em up? lol

In a very un-related way. A hilarious one, at that lol

Stealth_Hawk wrote:
In a very un-related way. A hilarious one, at that lol

True. But then again, we vets have a holy duty to demonstrate to people that threads don't always have to be about content.... lol

n18991c wrote:
True. But then again, we vets have a holy duty to demonstrate to people that threads don't always have to be about content.... lol

I commend you for your sacrifice and service to this great nation.

thank you. I take spamming threads with unrelated posts very seriously. As should we all.

Its good to know that there are dedicated spammers living among us, ready to spam at the first sign of need.