is Alderbranch too awesome?

Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 22, 2012, 10:07:55 PM

Slar wrote:
So how many penguins in lingerie show up at your churches picnic's?

A bunch.

There is one of them...

Steph'nie wrote:
Alderbranch? awesome? Not at all.

Thats not what you voted for!

You just stated that I was not too awesome which just implies im sufficiently awesome. ^^

craigbic wrote:
Penguins in lingerie, church picnics, Alderbranch.....this church is.....AWESOME!!!

Yeah it is, did I mention it also has its own inquisition, large stock of cheese and whisky... and of course theres lots and lots of pizza.

Xetherius wrote:
.. What was that? I didn't catch that. I thought I saw something shiny...

That shiny was just a piece of my awesomeness. Feel free to bask in its glory at any time.

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 17, 2012, 10:32:41 AM

nah, it is ok. it IS for punishment after all. Now bend over and take it like a god.

Alderbranch wrote:
Of course you can have it back... it broke somewhat so I had to make new tails... and all I had at home was barb wire.... hope that won't be a problem.

MODNosferatiel

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"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Nerv Motto, Neon Genesis Evangelion

MODNosferatiel

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12 years ago

May 17, 2012, 10:39:40 AM

Slar wrote:
nah, it is ok. it IS for punishment after all. Now bend over and take it like a god.

I don't think you're hulk, so you can't do it like this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kzpmO9ev1rvv6kco1_400.png

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 17, 2012, 6:27:29 PM

as far as you know. :P

Nosferatiel wrote:
I don't think you're hulk, so you can't do it like this: http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3kzpmO9ev1rvv6kco1_400.png

lyravega

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lyravega

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12 years ago

May 17, 2012, 7:47:28 PM

4x_Fan wrote:
Ubisoft. Ugh. People still play their games with all that DRM bloatware?

Kids these days...

I play ANNO2070, and I'm old enough to be your grandfather. Problem?

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

May 18, 2012, 2:25:08 AM

Alderbranch wrote:
I don't get embarrased by that... although you seem to deny that evening with that penguin dressed in lingerie, the three kilos of vaseline and that large nylontent ever happend.

No, that would be your interpretation of this. Its amusing what ppl think one does with a elephant, some pink balloons and the whips.

The truth of the story is that I gave the kids rides on the elephants and a pink balloon while Slar entertained their mummies with the whip ^^

He tries to play on my guilty conscience for selling him the equipment but hey, im not responsible for how he uses it.

Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 18, 2012, 7:18:42 AM

craigbic wrote:
Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

This was a lovely day in late April. I don't think you were here then I am afraid. Ah well you will have to wait until the next year.

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 18, 2012, 12:30:55 PM

craigbic wrote:
Wait a second! Where the hell was I when all of this was going on and why was I not invited to the church picnic?!?

So how many penguins in lingerie show up at your churches picnic's?

DEVSteph'nie

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Blah blah blah.

DEVSteph'nie

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12 years ago

May 18, 2012, 12:37:13 PM

Alderbranch? awesome? Not at all.

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

May 19, 2012, 12:14:47 AM

Penguins in lingerie, church picnics, Alderbranch.....this church is.....AWESOME!!!

Xetherius

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Xetherius

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12 years ago

May 22, 2012, 7:59:07 PM

.. What was that? I didn't catch that. I thought I saw something shiny...

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 17, 2012, 5:39:38 AM

Slar wrote:
I am not ashamed, I am very good at my whip useage, my flog useage, but seriously Alderbranch, can I have my cat o' nine tails back? I have a um *cough* dinner party tomorrow night.

Of course you can have it back... it broke somewhat so I had to make new tails... and all I had at home was barb wire.... hope that won't be a problem.

Raptor

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Raptor

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12 years ago

May 22, 2012, 10:18:16 PM

lol this must be the most confusing thread for newcomers ever

repbunny

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repbunny

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12 years ago

May 22, 2012, 10:23:41 PM

I'm new, who is he?

Raptor

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Raptor

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12 years ago

May 22, 2012, 10:27:03 PM

repbunny wrote:
I'm new, who is he?

get into the Church of Alderbranch group and you will find out

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

Jun 2, 2012, 5:59:26 AM

Raptor wrote:
get into the Church of Alderbranch group and you will find out

Pst... you forgot to add that the link to the cult is in my signature...

And this is as you say one of the more confusing threads on the forums but still not as confusing as the group.

I mean the longest topics we have there are about weapons of mass destruction and cheese!.

ElegantCaveman

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ElegantCaveman

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12 years ago

Jun 2, 2012, 6:21:48 AM

What I find most confusing is the choice of font color in the first post...

MODNosferatiel

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"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Nerv Motto, Neon Genesis Evangelion

MODNosferatiel

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12 years ago

Jun 2, 2012, 8:11:48 AM

Alderbranch wrote:
Pst... you forgot to add that the link to the cult is in my signature...

And this is as you say one of the more confusing threads on the forums but still not as confusing as the group.

I mean the longest topics we have there are about weapons of mass destruction and cheese!.

You remind me that I should start a new project for the former, perhaps powered with the latter? Intruiging... ^^

DeathSarge

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DeathSarge

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12 years ago

Jun 2, 2012, 11:50:55 PM

Alderbranch sucks, he led a suicide bombing mission against my fleet....

MODNosferatiel

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"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Nerv Motto, Neon Genesis Evangelion

MODNosferatiel

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12 years ago

Jun 3, 2012, 11:18:13 AM

DeathSarge wrote:
Alderbranch sucks, he led a suicide bombing mission against my fleet....

No, that was the High Priest Justice, not the Church. I beg to differ.

BTOG46

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BTOG46

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12 years ago

Jun 3, 2012, 5:15:06 PM

Justice always has had a tendency to regard his position of High Priest as being able to do anything he wants.

He just says it's for the good of the Church, and he's only carrying out the wishes of Alderbranch, although he does try to hide behind me when the mighty Alder wants to summon him to skype or msn.

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

Jun 4, 2012, 4:58:33 PM

What's to be confused about? Alderbranch, penguins, lingerie, weapons of mass destruction, cheese.........we must all join with Alderbranch and he will light the way!

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 5:52:27 PM

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
No, but now I am intrigued!

BELIEVE ME, don't ask. CAUSE he won't tell.

4x_Fan

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4x_Fan

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 7:56:59 PM

What is nerdy is cyber-stalking a mod here to where he otherwise hangs out.

http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/531189-Cult-of-Alderbranch-Forums

Ubisoft. Ugh. People still play their games with all that DRM bloatware?

Kids these days...

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:06:00 PM

This is a dispute of man and diabolical beasts!

How could one cipher such a malevolent being?

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:29:55 PM

Alderbranch truly IS an evil genius, no one else can look malevolent in a beanie.

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
This is a dispute of man and diabolical beasts!

How could one cipher such a malevolent being?

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:34:28 PM

The time has come at last

For years we have followed the wake of his perilous rule

Serpent of deception you will fall to your knees

When this is all said and done

March my minions for I have freed you from your timeless chambers

I have been dying to see you die

Among all the witnesses to my last words

Your pitiful scheme will fail

You will fail again

If you only knew the harm I've caused

In my journey to cleanse you from this earth

Every first born child I have slaughtered and every virgin I have defiled

Even the blind have seen my blasphemies

The deaf hears my sacrilege

Halt! Fallen one I provoke thee

I created your existence

I can surely cease you of life

So kill yourself

Mindless fool

Your apprentice has expired

Banished to the netherworld from which I have spawned

Where is your sense of tyranny

You can't even keep up with your own kind

My name is scattered amongst those who have feared this day

I am not who you claim me to be

Do you know what you have done

This is what we've become

I sense your pathetic guilt

This is what we've become

How you under estimate the power of denial sickens me

And I reject any last apologies

This is the last time you hear my name

But forever I haunt your dreams of agony

You know my name

I am the fallen one

I am all that is evil

I am diabolical

I am the end.

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 1:38:14 PM

your name is benny right?

And don't worry, your mama still wubs you.

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:

You know my name

I am the fallen one

I am all that is evil

I am diabolical

I am the end.

Draknar

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Draknar

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 2:59:56 PM

Who? Is it kid on time magazine?

ArrowLance

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ArrowLance

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 3:01:29 PM

Alderbranch is a awesome guy.

Antulamatsch

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Antulamatsch

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 2:29:16 AM

Alderbranch is a GEEK!

Mechanos

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Mechanos

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 2:32:47 AM

anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 5:19:10 PM

Mechanos wrote:
anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

No, but now I am intrigued!

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 7:33:22 PM

It has been brought to the attention that Alderbranch is awesome A significant female in his life made the comment that he is TOO nerdy. So this is to find out if she is correct, or if Alderbranch can stand to nerdify a bit more.

What is your opinion?

MODNosferatiel

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"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Nerv Motto, Neon Genesis Evangelion

MODNosferatiel

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:00:30 PM

Just look it up in the wikia, people:

http://endlessspace.wikia.com/wiki/Random_Events

And I see a thread with posts in pink. All pink. My eyes!!! o_O

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:05:10 PM

Mechanos wrote:
anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

Random just means that something happens because of Alderbranch but we are not worthy of understanding why.

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:30:03 PM

craigbic wrote:
Random just means that something happens because of Alderbranch but we are not worthy of understanding why.

Finally a true beliver! ^^

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:26:31 PM

I think someone just messed with my thread. Should i tell them about your embarasing secrets so that it gets back the way it was? You know the one Alderbranch, the one about the whips, the elephant and the pink balloons?

Alderbranch wrote:
Finally a true beliver! ^^

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:29:33 PM

Oh my, he was at a circus where they had an elephant who held pink balloons while getting whipped?

Kinky...

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:32:39 PM

well, lets just say it was the elephant that did the whipping. :P

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
Oh my, he was at a circus where they had an elephant who held pink balloons while getting whipped?

Kinky...

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:34:04 PM

I have seen sooooo many gif's that could go well with this topic, but they'd neither be allowed nor locatable!

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:34:52 PM

Slar wrote:
I think someone just messed with my thread. Should i tell them about your embarasing secrets so that it gets back the way it was? You know the one Alderbranch, the one about the whips, the elephant and the pink balloons?

I don't get embarrased by that... although you seem to deny that evening with that penguin dressed in lingerie, the three kilos of vaseline and that large nylontent ever happend.

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
Oh my, he was at a circus where they had an elephant who held pink balloons while getting whipped?

Kinky...

No, that would be your interpretation of this. Its amusing what ppl think one does with a elephant, some pink balloons and the whips.

The truth of the story is that I gave the kids rides on the elephants and a pink balloon while Slar entertained their mummies with the whip ^^

He tries to play on my guilty conscience for selling him the equipment but hey, im not responsible for how he uses it.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:42:25 PM

Believe me, that wasn't my first interpretation. Just the more clean one

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 8:17:37 PM

Alderbranch wrote:
while Slar entertained their mummies with the whip ^^

I am not ashamed, I am very good at my whip useage, my flog useage, but seriously Alderbranch, can I have my cat o' nine tails back? I have a um *cough* dinner party tomorrow night.