is Alderbranch too awesome?

BTOG46

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12 years ago

Jun 3, 2012, 5:15:06 PM

Justice always has had a tendency to regard his position of High Priest as being able to do anything he wants.

He just says it's for the good of the Church, and he's only carrying out the wishes of Alderbranch, although he does try to hide behind me when the mighty Alder wants to summon him to skype or msn.

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

Jun 4, 2012, 4:58:33 PM

What's to be confused about? Alderbranch, penguins, lingerie, weapons of mass destruction, cheese.........we must all join with Alderbranch and he will light the way!

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 5:52:27 PM

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
No, but now I am intrigued!

BELIEVE ME, don't ask. CAUSE he won't tell.

4x_Fan

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4x_Fan

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 7:56:59 PM

What is nerdy is cyber-stalking a mod here to where he otherwise hangs out.

http://forums.ubi.com/showthread.php/531189-Cult-of-Alderbranch-Forums

Ubisoft. Ugh. People still play their games with all that DRM bloatware?

Kids these days...

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:06:00 PM

This is a dispute of man and diabolical beasts!

How could one cipher such a malevolent being?

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:29:55 PM

Alderbranch truly IS an evil genius, no one else can look malevolent in a beanie.

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
This is a dispute of man and diabolical beasts!

How could one cipher such a malevolent being?

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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Do not fight the Harmony. You will be brought into our Harmony.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 8:34:28 PM

The time has come at last

For years we have followed the wake of his perilous rule

Serpent of deception you will fall to your knees

When this is all said and done

March my minions for I have freed you from your timeless chambers

I have been dying to see you die

Among all the witnesses to my last words

Your pitiful scheme will fail

You will fail again

If you only knew the harm I've caused

In my journey to cleanse you from this earth

Every first born child I have slaughtered and every virgin I have defiled

Even the blind have seen my blasphemies

The deaf hears my sacrilege

Halt! Fallen one I provoke thee

I created your existence

I can surely cease you of life

So kill yourself

Mindless fool

Your apprentice has expired

Banished to the netherworld from which I have spawned

Where is your sense of tyranny

You can't even keep up with your own kind

My name is scattered amongst those who have feared this day

I am not who you claim me to be

Do you know what you have done

This is what we've become

I sense your pathetic guilt

This is what we've become

How you under estimate the power of denial sickens me

And I reject any last apologies

This is the last time you hear my name

But forever I haunt your dreams of agony

You know my name

I am the fallen one

I am all that is evil

I am diabolical

I am the end.

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 1:38:14 PM

your name is benny right?

And don't worry, your mama still wubs you.

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:

You know my name

I am the fallen one

I am all that is evil

I am diabolical

I am the end.

Draknar

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Draknar

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 2:59:56 PM

Who? Is it kid on time magazine?

ArrowLance

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ArrowLance

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12 years ago

May 14, 2012, 3:01:29 PM

Alderbranch is a awesome guy.

Antulamatsch

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Antulamatsch

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 2:29:16 AM

Alderbranch is a GEEK!

Mechanos

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Mechanos

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 2:32:47 AM

anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 5:19:10 PM

Mechanos wrote:
anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

No, but now I am intrigued!

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 13, 2012, 7:33:22 PM

It has been brought to the attention that Alderbranch is awesome A significant female in his life made the comment that he is TOO nerdy. So this is to find out if she is correct, or if Alderbranch can stand to nerdify a bit more.

What is your opinion?

MODNosferatiel

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"God's in his heaven, all's right with the world." Nerv Motto, Neon Genesis Evangelion

MODNosferatiel

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:00:30 PM

Just look it up in the wikia, people:

http://endlessspace.wikia.com/wiki/Random_Events

And I see a thread with posts in pink. All pink. My eyes!!! o_O

craigbic

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craigbic

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:05:10 PM

Mechanos wrote:
anyone ever get that alderbranch church or cult random event where they damage the players fleet. it made me laugh heartily.

Random just means that something happens because of Alderbranch but we are not worthy of understanding why.

Alderbranch

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Alderbranch

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 6:30:03 PM

craigbic wrote:
Random just means that something happens because of Alderbranch but we are not worthy of understanding why.

Finally a true beliver! ^^

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:26:31 PM

I think someone just messed with my thread. Should i tell them about your embarasing secrets so that it gets back the way it was? You know the one Alderbranch, the one about the whips, the elephant and the pink balloons?

Alderbranch wrote:
Finally a true beliver! ^^

VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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VIPInFlamesWeTrust

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:29:33 PM

Oh my, he was at a circus where they had an elephant who held pink balloons while getting whipped?

Kinky...

HolyTerror

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HolyTerror

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12 years ago

May 16, 2012, 7:32:39 PM

well, lets just say it was the elephant that did the whipping. :P

InFlamesWeTrust wrote:
Oh my, he was at a circus where they had an elephant who held pink balloons while getting whipped?

Kinky...